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<title>crotchpunchworthy.com</title>
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<h1>crotchpunchworthy.com</h1>
<h1>Introduction</h1>
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<li>Crotch Punch Worthy is a binding agreement in which two or more individuals enter into, swearing to duly uphold the subsequent rules.</li>
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<h1>The Parties</h1>
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<li>There may be many individuals to this agreement, but each must fall to one of two sides.</li>
<li>The first, being an individual or group of individuals that make the recommendation of content and shall hereafter be referred to as the recommender.</li>
<li>And the second, an individual or group of individuals which undertakes in the viewing and/or participation of the content and shall hereafter be referred to as the puncher.</li>
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<h1>The Recommendation</h1>
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<li>The recommender shall carefully consider their recommendation, taking into account the full gravity of a failed recommendation of content.</li>
<li>The content and minimum required duration of viewing and/or participation shall be suggested by the recommender but jointly established and agreed upon by the recommender and puncher.</li>
<li>The receiver shall view and/or participate with full attention, in good faith, and for the agreed upon duration.</li>
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<h1>Resolution</h1>
<h2>Making The Decision to Punch</h2>
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<li>After the conclusion of viewing and/or participation of the content, the puncher must make a determination as to their enjoyment of content.</li>
<li>If the puncher found the level of enjoyment deficient, the puncher shall articulate their verdict to the recommender.</li>
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<h2>Appealing the Decision to Punch</h2>
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<li>In the case of an adverse decision against the recommendation, the reccomender reservers the right to interrogate the conclusion of the puncher in an attempt to change their verdict.</li>
<li>If, unable to change the mind of the puncher, the recommender must accept defeat and surrender to the</li>
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<h2>The Crotch Punch</h2>
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<li>The punch to the crotch shall be administered with as much force as to cause pain that is both short and temporary in duration, taking into account the gender of the recommender.</li>
<li>Said punch shall be delivered with enough force to give the recommender a lasting impression of their failed recommendation.</li>
<li>During the punch and subsequent recovery of the recommender's crotch, the puncher may, at the recommender's discretion, administer comfort and aide.</li>
<li>The puncher may not make states about nor outwardly reveal any feelings of joy, happiness, and vindictiveness</li>
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<h1>Retaliation</h1>
<p>There shall be no retaliation from one individual to another. Each agreement shall be considered and agreed upon in and of itself without regard to past recommendations.</p>
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